Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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