I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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