Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
the day after is always just damage control
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
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Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize