You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
is that a dick in a sweater?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Randomize
