absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
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That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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