So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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