I heard we made out
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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