therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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