Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
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You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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