I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
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Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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