I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
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My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
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You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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