Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
honey bunches of taint.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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