why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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