Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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