i jhust puked up my retainher.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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