a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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