This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
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The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
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A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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