i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
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I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
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I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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