Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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