can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
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