I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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