it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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