like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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