Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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