The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
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How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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