Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
home. puking in laundry basket.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
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I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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