Do vagina's smell?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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