If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
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Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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