Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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