Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
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She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
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I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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