We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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