Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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