he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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