Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
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He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
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The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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