i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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