Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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