love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Randomize