I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
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I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
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I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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