Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
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how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
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I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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