WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
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I think my nap took me to another dimension
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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