there was a trapeze. enough said
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Even my vagina gasped.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize