Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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