Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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