What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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