If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
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I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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