Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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