ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
When are your genitals available?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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