I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
