thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
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Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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