Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
