So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
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I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
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Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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