Porn is love you can see.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
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3pm strippers are depressing
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.