I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
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