She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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