Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (718): View more from New York

  There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (718): There's a dildo in the cheerios box here... http://tfl.nu/sohe
  Replies (12) Good night (1294) Bad night (559)
• Favorite

  (712): View more from Iowa

  I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (712): I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up. http://tfl.nu/k85m
  Replies (14) Good night (4402) Bad night (1328)
• Favorite

  (850): View more from Florida

  JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (850): JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk. http://tfl.nu/brrf
  Replies (12) Good night (4223) Bad night (743)
• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story... http://tfl.nu/gdb4
  Replies (50) Good night (1439) Bad night (4880)
• Favorite

  (289): View more from Ontario

  eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (289): eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks. http://tfl.nu/9rpm
  Replies (8) Good night (2949) Bad night (1193)
• Favorite

  (315): View more from New York

  I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (315): I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time http://tfl.nu/omxi
  Replies (4) Good night (1205) Bad night (2156)
• Favorite

  (210): View more from Texas

  He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (210): He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now http://tfl.nu/2tm5
  Replies (11) Good night (4437) Bad night (907)
• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix http://tfl.nu/hs2f
  Replies (5) Good night (1675) Bad night (846)
• Favorite

  (506): View more from New Brunswick

  yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (506): yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her. http://tfl.nu/588d
  Replies (7) Good night (3001) Bad night (1191)
• Favorite

  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+44): the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner. http://tfl.nu/ddr6
  Replies (6) Good night (1737) Bad night (822)
• Favorite

  (907): View more from Alaska

  i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (907): i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet. http://tfl.nu/l2j7
  Replies (5) Good night (1602) Bad night (521)
• Favorite

  (773): View more from Illinois

  Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (773): Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important. http://tfl.nu/scnm
  Replies (3) Good night (1315) Bad night (599)
• Favorite

  (816): View more from Missouri

  God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (816): God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency. http://tfl.nu/hky6
  Replies (0) Good night (673) Bad night (282)
• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history. http://tfl.nu/a6pc
  Replies (6) Good night (798) Bad night (345)
• Favorite

  (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (306): just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place http://tfl.nu/2srt
  Replies (4) Good night (492) Bad night (253)

Randomize