What a fucking waste of an outfit
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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