Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
birth control should be required to get into college
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
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My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.