that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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