No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
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Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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