if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
